Yes = No


 No = Yes


 Maybe = No


 We need... = I want


 I am sorry = you'll be sorry


 We need to talk = I need to complain


 Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to


 Do what you want = You'll pay for this later


 I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron


 Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead


 You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me


 Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive


 It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now


 I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV


 How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

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