WOMEN'S ENGLISH


Yes = No

 

 No = Yes

 

 Maybe = No

 

 We need... = I want

 

 I am sorry = you'll be sorry

 

 We need to talk = I need to complain

 

 Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

 

 Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

 

 I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron

 

 Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

 

 You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

 

 Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

 

 It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

 

 I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

 

 How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

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